Swimsuit Model/ Drug Lord: My Kind of Woman.

37 year old swimsuit model Simone Farrow was arrested in Queensland, Australia last week, after being accused of shipping the drug methamphetamine around the world via Fed Ex and other postal services.
Farrow has used over 19 different aliases over past years, but pleads innocent saying, "The only reason I've done this is because someone was trying to murder me." Farrow blames various shady ex boyfriends for her covert activities, claiming that they felt "threatened by her situation." Under the stage name Simone Starr, Farrow has been modeling and promoting herself as a singer/songwriter on her website for years, all the while dealing crystal meth disguised in bath salts to clients around the world. Authorities say the business definitely involved a number of other people, but Farrow was found to be the brains of the operation. And we thought Walter White was the most unanticipated drug dealer.

 

http://gma.yahoo.com/swimsuit-model-accused-heading-international-drug-ring-captured-074059591--abc-news.html 

Basketball Dad Gets "Like Mike" Tyson, That Is. He's an Ear Biter.

 As we all know, 6th grade basketball is a ridiculously important part of life, and it is totally necessary to do whatever it takes to allow your team to win. 34 year old Timothy Forbes thought so anyway, when he attacked the coach of the team that had beaten his son's team. Police say Forbes pushed aside several ten and twelve year olds to get to the opposing coach, who he viciously attacked, biting off part of his ear. Several other parents tried to pull him away, but he fled the scene before the police arrived. The coach was rushed to the hospital where the ear was surgically reattached, good as new. Forbes turned himself into the Springfield courthouse and, naturally, pleaded not guilty to the array of charges he was facing, including assault and battery, disorderly conduct,and  felony mayhem.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/13/parent-bit-off-coach-ear_n_1341380.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl6%7Csec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D143104 

Chinese Man Lives in Cage

If he's not a werewolf, and he doesn't have wicked step parents, what is it that causes 23 year old Wei Yun to be locked in a wooden cage all day? Born with both physical and mental problems, Yun could neither stand nor walk since birth. One day during his youth, Yun was crawling around unattended, and knocked over a pot of boiling water, causing him nearly fatal injuries. Terrified Yun would do something else to harm himself while left by himself, Yun's parents locked him in a wooden cage in his bedroom, so that they can go out and work and provide for the family. He has been there ever since. Yun's parents say it was difficult to make this decision for their son, but it was for his own safety. And he doesn't look like he minds it all that much, so, whatever works I guess. 

 

(Ainsley's Future Husband)

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/03/06/chinese-man-locked-in-cage-all-day-for-his-own-safety_n_1323280.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl4%7Csec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D140899

Never Too Old For Ponies

An Olympic competitor since 1964, Hiroshi Hoketsu knows what it means to never give up on doing what you love. Hoketsu was born in Japan in 1942, and became the oldest Olympian to compete in the Beijing Olympics in 2008. At the ripe old age of 70, Hoketsu is back in the game, as he qualified last Saturday to compete in London. Hoketsu has been working with horses his entire life, and has won numerous awards and competitions, show jumping aboard his 15 year old horse Whisper. Not only could does this stud teach us all a thing or two about never giving up on our dreams, but about being a successful athlete as well. Let's hear it for Japanese healthcare!

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/olympics-fourth-place-medal/70-old-equestrian-olympic-miracle-174136391.html